Fox News is now reporting that the Tornado that devastated Oklahoma this week was a practicing Muslim.
Mike’s Beverage Reviews: Martian Poop soda. I was on some weird narcotics when I tried this, and I think it affected my taste buds. To be honest, I wasn’t even really sure whether this was a real thing or if I had dreamt it until later when I found the pictures on my phone. In short, I can’t give a proper review of this beverage’s flavor, but I’m sure it was pretty good. I mean, it’s marionberry flavor, so it was probably good, right? I give it __ stars out of 5.
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ATTN WALMART SHOPPERS: WALMART is trying to DECEIVE YOU with LIES. DO NOT BUY the KING SIZE Reese’s peanut-butter cups for $1.00 at the check-out stand. Go instead to the CANDY AISLE*, where you will find a 6-PACK of Reese’s peanut-butter cups for the SAME PRICE.** Don’t fall victim to their DIRTY TRICKS. SHAME ON WALMART.
*Not to be confused with “Candy Isle,” the island full of free sweets and treats of all varieties. If it is convenient to go to Candy Isle, that is still your best option.
**To avoid potential arguments about the different sizes of the cups: the King Size is 4 cups that are 0.7 oz each (totaling 2.8 oz) and the 6-pack is 6 cups that are 0.55 oz each (totaling 3.3 oz)
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Mike’s beverage reviews: Do you have fond memories of Capri fun with a Capri Sun? Good news! Capri Sun has grown up with us! Complete with a curvy bag shaped like a voluptuous lady body, this new larger Capri Sun is sure to excite in more ways than one! Just because it’s bigger doesn’t mean it lasts longer though, since they’ve traded the smallest straw in the world for a nozzle that satisfying amounts of liquid can actually pass through! No more poking and stabbing for a drizzle of refreshment!
Good, but not THAT good, I’m giving this Capri Sun a nostalgic 2.5 stars. (That’s the equivalent of 2 non-nostalgic stars)
Mike’s beverage reviews: Originally marketed as a medicine, Moxie Nerve Tonic absolutely lived up to its reputation! The unique bitter/sweet flavor left something to be desired, but my days of dealing with insomnia and paralysis are over! I give the taste 2.5 stars, but with Moxie on my side, nobody will ever accuse THIS guy of having a soft brain!
Mike’s beverage reviews: An interesting name was obviously a higher priority than beverage quality for the makers of Rat Bastard Root Beer. I will not “Root” for this “Rat”, this Bastard falls flat! Three mice may be blind, but this rat is bland! Lacking in flavor, I give this disappointment 2 very reluctant stars.
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